Tue. Dec 3rd, 2024

Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer has announced his retirement. President Joe Biden has promised to nominate a Black woman. And our gumshoe investigative team is on the ground with the latest rumors on who the nominee could be.

Obviously, Sen. Elizabeth Warren is the front-runner. She checks, once again, all the needed boxes here. From Harvard’s first woman of color on the law school faculty to another first on the Supreme Court is impressive.

Netflix producer Michelle Obama is a possibility. She is well-known because she is married to a well-known man.

Unfortunately, two-time presidential loser Hillary Clinton won’t be considered. We were shocked to learn that Biden called her and dropped a line he used on the 2020 campaign trail saying, “you ain’t Black.”

We’ll keep you posted on the latest. Enjoy the weekend.

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